Manny Pacquiao will be facing Juan Manuel Marquez for the
fourth time this Sunday. Their match up is second only to the ‘Shake, Rattle
and Roll’ series in terms of frequency. When it will ever end?
Manny will face Marquez once again to ‘finally’ settle the
score. I don’t know if Bob Arum knows the definition of the word ‘final’.
Pacman will once again get world-wide attention for his
upcoming bout with Marquez. To those who are going to church this Sunday please
make sure you say a little prayer for all our kababayans who still thinks that
a Pacman victory is tantamount to national pride.
Congressman Manny would take home the lion’s share in
Sunday’s bout. Kung talagang lumalaban para sa bayan, I guess its time to
donate 100% of the profit to the victims of the recent typhoon in Mindanao! Not
gonna happen! According to Jinkee, Hermes, Birkin and Louis Vitton.
TV stations would once again flock to General Santos City to
get a footage of Mommy Dionesia on her knees praying intently with matching
passing out. Any Pacman fight would not be complete without this news clip.
Problem is Halloween is over!
Those who have been scared to troop the mall for a Christmas
shopping, Sunday is your best bet! The entire Metro Manila turns into a ghost
town during Pacman fights and so is the Batasan!
I am glad that our honorable congressmen are still able to
go to Batasan at this time of the year nakakahiya naman kasi sa kanila kung
hindi nila mapapanood LIVE ang Pacman-Marquez di ba?
Sports analysts are saying that the Pacman-Marquez bout
would be all out. If that is the case, both boxers might have stitches after the
fight. Jinkee on the other hand would be contented just to have another shot of
botox. Kutis wax-museum ang peg.
The Mayans, when they predicted the apocalypse,
actually had the vision of Mommy Dionesia and her rebulto plus the dramatic and
proverbial ‘himatay’ moment. The end of the world as we know it is not Dec 21 but rather
Dec 9.
Oh wait! There’s still the Metro Manila Festival on Dec 25!
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