ANAK 2013 Version ni Ka Freddie

Freddie Aguilar, the singer song-writer of the world-reknowed and legendary song, 'ANAK' recently made headlines for his romance with a 16 year old girl!

The song, which sold 6 million copies worldwide and translated into at least 26 languages, is now up for a much needed revival!

Here's the new lyrics! Enjoy!

Noong isilang ka sa mundong ito

51 years old na kaya ako

Pati aking bunso mas matanda pa sayo

At ang nanay at tatay mo'y

Di malaman ang gagawin

Minamasdan lagi pag-alis mo

At sa gabi'y napupuyat ang iyong nanay

Sa paghintay sa gate ninyo

At sa umaga nama'y papasok ka sa eskwela

Kasama ng highschool bestfriends mo

Ngayon nga ay sixteen ka na

Two years na lang ay debut mo na

Di man sila payag

Walang magagawa

Ikaw nga ay biglang nagbago

Naging matigas ang iyong ulo

Anong magagawa eh nag meet tayo?

Di mo man lang inisip na

Matanda pa ako sa lolo at lola mo

Pagkat ang nais mo'y

Masunod ang layaw mo

Di mo sila pinapansin

Nagdaan pa ang mga araw

Hinayaan mo akong manligaw

Ikaw ay nalulong sa matandang pilyo

At ang una mong nilapitan

Ang iyong laptop at binuksan

At ang tanong ng facebook ,"what’s on your mind?"

At ang iyong mga mata'y biglang lumuha ng di mo napapansin

Nagtataka at sa isip mo'y

Nalaman mong ika'y nasa headlines

Nagugulo at sa isip mo'y

Hayaan na at least ika’y aking girlfriend

Kiniklig at sa isip mo'y

Nalaman mong ika'y may regla na.

The Plunder Quiz

In recent news, Dominga Cadelina (the former maid of Janet Napoles) who was sent to jail for qualified theft, was seen on the television last night saying that she knew a lot of things that is why she was placed behind bars.

If you were Cadelina and Napoles filed a case of theft against you, what would you have said?

A.     Hiyang-hiya naman ako sayo ma’am! Ako pa ang magnanakaw ngayon?

B.     Kung magnanakaw ako, anong tawag po sayo ma’am?

C.     Pag maid magnanakaw agad ma’am? Pag senador napag-initan lang?

D.    Bago niyo ako ikulong mag-privilege speech muna ako! This is unfair ma’am!

PNOY was fuming when he was recently named ‘Pork Barrel King’ after the public learned of the irregularities in the pork barrel distributed during the Corona trial for those senators who voted for conviction.

In his official statement PNOY reverted back to old tricks and played the blame game by slamming the name of ex-president GMA and how her administration mishandled funds.

If you were GMA what would your reaction be?

A.     Eto na nga ang daang matuwid! Ang shaya-shaya noh?!

B.     PNOY, move on move on din pag may time noh?!

C.     Yung totoo? Gaya-gaya lang kay Jinggoy? Pag nahuli turo sha iba?

D.    Hiyang-hiya naman kashi ako sa kalinishan ng administrashyon mo noh?!

Jinggoy delivered a privilege speech crying foul and saying that selective justice is injustice. In the same speech he said that there is a government official who provided Jollibee receipts as pork barrel liquidation.

If you were Jollibee, what would you have told Jinggoy?

A.     Mas maganda kung nag resign ka na lang kesa nag privilege speech ka!

B.     Naks! Idol! Successful ang diversionary tactics! Bida ang saya!

C.     Thank you for the free advertisement! Langhap na langhap ang sarap!

D.    At least kami nag issue ng resibo, si bestfriend Napoles mo ba?

There have been two installments of Chito Miranda sex scandal, one for Wally Bayola, the attack of Habagat which submerged the greater Metro Manila, the Zamboanga crisis and Megan taking our first Miss World crown but the pork barrel scandal remains at the headlines of news.

If you were Napoles, Jinggoy, Bong and JPE what would your reaction be?

A.     Naknamputsa naman! Wala bang bagong pasabog si Kris Aquino?!

B.     Ara Arida! Please win the Miss Universe!

C.     Wala bang sex scandal si PNOY at si Grace Lee?

D.    Mayweather! Labanan mo na kasi si Pacquiao!

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