Recycling Kabit Movies

Revivals and covers have been the name of the game in almost the last two decades in the Filipino Pop Music landscape.

Some would be subtle and proclaim that its all about honoring the Filipino talent or some sort of tribute, but I am sure that it would not take an Einstein to point out that the main consideration has always been commercial success if not an explicit deficiency in creativity.

This trend recently found its way in mainstream Filipino movies with one persistent theme- the lives and feelings and struggles of mistresses (kabit, kerida, kalaguyo, kaagaw, kulasisi)

And no, there are no pretensions.

They come in using the almost the same cast, exploring the same themes and often times the same punch lines- save for some tweaks here and there of course.

BREAKING: Senator Sotto denied he has anything to do with this trend. How can someone steal or copy the story of a film when clearly they have different titles?

Unless the trailer is misleading Anne Curtis and Derek Ramsey’s upcoming film: A Secret Affair tackles, hold your breath, the same theme that has been tackled by ‘No Other Woman’ and only recently ‘The Mistress’.

‘No Other Woman’ is the second highest grossing Filipino film of all time raking in a total of 275 Million pesos in revenue while ‘The Mistress’ is this year’s frontrunner in the domestic box office charts pocketing almost 200 Million pesos (and it is still showing!)

So what makes them a resounding success?

One, the kabit this time is not the kontra-bida (antagonist) but rather a fine-looking, sympathetic, educated woman, victim of circumstance rather than choice whose only sin was to love and be loved in return.

This is a large contrast to the stereotypical kerida who is flirty, devoid of manners, downright evil and seeks nothing but money in trade of flesh and youth and vigor and adventure.

The success and effectiveness of these kinds of film, apart from their box office draw, is the fact that viewers end up sympathizing with the ‘kabit’ rather than the wife.

Wala na bang iba? You might ask.

My dear friends, I have two propositions either we do mash-ups or ‘revive’ some popular films of the past.

To start of, we can do a revival (with a twist!) of some popular films of the recent past. Examples:

Slumdog Mistress- a mistress joins the popular television quiz show ‘Who Wants To Be A Legal Wife’ and is just one question away from snatching the man of his dreams. The woman only has one lifeline, which is ‘call the wife’. Will the wife  help the mistress succeed? Or will she be the last hurdle in the mistress and his husband’s dream of being happy together?

Ang Tanging Kabit- a heart-warming story of the sacrifices a ‘kabit’ has made to raise her 12 kids (of different married fathers) amidst the judgment of the society, the financial difficulty and the emotional trauma.

City of Kulasisi- An angel chose to be human to be with the mortal woman he loves. Unknown to him the woman he chose in exchange of immortality is a mistress. It’s a tear jerker that is sure to instigate thoughts on immortality and immorality.

How bout we do a mash-up of the vampire theme and the kabit premise?

‘ Ang mundo ay isang malaking Capiz maraming bampira! Kung hindi ka lalaban magkaka anemia ka, lumaban ka!’ --- Carmi Martin, in the movie No Other Vampire

‘Ano ba ang mas mahirap na kalaban ang vampire na puta? O vampire na kabit?’ --- Christine Reyes, in the movie Bampirang Kabit

Or perhaps a mash-up of horror and the mistress theme?

‘Baybreytor’ (sequel to the movie Pridyider) an erotic-thriller outlining the story of an electronic pleasure device which is possessed by the devil and brings havoc and grim to any woman who uses it. The spell can only be broken if the woman can convince a married man to dump his wife and be with her instead.

2012 UAAP Cheerdance Results: Quasi-Facts, Absolute Rumors

UE courtside reporter made a big booboo at the start of the competition whe she shouted ‘Are you ready UP?’ as opposed to ‘UE’

Never did we know that it was a foreshadowing of  their team sporting blonde hair during their routine. The blonde hair was made popular by last year’s champion UP.

In the spirit of fairness we asked Sen Sotto if he was the one who advised UE to copy UP.

Reliable source from UE actually said that their peg was that of Charice and not of UP. Ok we get it.

Much to the surprise of many the NU Bulldogs delivered a refreshing performance incorporating well-loved Disney themes such as ‘A Whole New World’ and “Beauty And The Beast’ which got many wondering why ‘Lion King’ was snubbed?

As an appropriate homage to their school's official monicker the ‘Lion King’ theme was actually reserved by the FEU Tamaraws.

The FEU Tamaraws delivered a routine with the ‘jungle’ theme. They vehemently denied allegations that they were inspired by the story of Lolong (the biggest crocodile in captivity).

UST delivered another lackluster performance. The last time they claimed the championship in the CDC was 6 years back, asked to comment on the issue their coach said: ‘kayo kaya bahain almost every week ewan ko lang kung makapag practice pa kayo!’

She has a point there.

Unannounced Special Awards:

Tito Sotto Excellence Award: UE Red Warriors

Thanks for Joining Award, Rehearsal Of The Year: Adamson

Intermission of the Year Award: De La Salle University

Kutis Mayaman, Costume Mayaman Award: The Ateneo

Disney Child Friendly Award: NU Bulldogs

Camel Toe and Santol Award: UP Pep Squad

On a side note, Samsung was asked to comment why the prize for the first placer is only 340,000 PhP? A representative said that they were supposed to award 1M pesos but unfortunately they had to pay Apple for their recent loss in the patent war.

Despite Samsung’s logo prominently pasted in the arena many spectators doubt that they are indeed the sponsors of the event. Everybody thought Cebu Pacific was behind the event because of the abusive delay in the announcement of winners.

BREAKING: Although they did not place for this year’s CDC competition the UE Warriors are determined to go back next year with a vengeance. They already have a concept: KALBO. 

Kapag PUNO Na Ang Salop

Former DILG Undersecretary and prominent PNOY kabarilan, Rico Puno reached headlines when his failed attempt to penetrate the condo unit of the late Sec. Jesse Robredo made news.

Reports from ABSCBN later on revealed that Robredo was investigating Puno for an alleged corruption case involving an irregular rifle bidding process.

PREQUEL: 24 Hours Before The Incident

PUNO: Nagawa mo ba yung pinagagawa ko?

Agent X: Tapos na po. Di po ba niyo nakita sa news? Ilang araw ng nasusunog!

PUNO: Tutuban Mall yun ah!

Agent X: Oo nga po, hindi po ba dun?

PUNO: Hindi dun! Sabi ko sa condo! Inutil! Susugurin ko na nga lang at ako na ang magliligpit ng ebidensya!

The President was quick to defend Puno by issuing a statement confirming that it was actually him who ordered Puno to secure Robredo’s office.

When asked if his orders include the residential condo, PNOY said that it might just be a case of misinterpretation.

The Rappler later on pointed out that the statement PNOY made was inconsistent and actually contradicts former statements made by De Lima and the Robredo's wife. 

FAST FORWARD: 24 Hours After The Incident

PNOY: Last na to pare ah! Sa susunod ilalaglag na kita!

PUNO: Akala ko ba three strike rule pare?

PNOY: Three strike nga, una yung palpak mo nung Quirino hostage incident, eto pangalawa. Isa na lang!

PUNO: Galing mo pala sa math pare!

PNOY: Naman!

Meanwhile, Senator Mirriam Santiago has arranged a Senate hearing to investigate the incident. Comedian-Senator Tito Sotto gave Puno some tips to survive the grilling session

Condescending approach: 'Bakit ko naman pupuntahan yun eh condo lang yun? Logbook ba kamo? Kahit sino pwedeng isulat ang pangalan ko sa logbook!'

Tanga Approach: 'I was looking for the fuselage of the plane, my search led me there. Didn’t know it was his condo!'

Palusot approach: 'Sumali ako ng Amazing Race andun yung next clue so dumaan ako dun! Pero umalis din agad.'

Pang Asar Approach: 'Walang batas sa Pilipinas prohibiting someone to visit a condo! Bakit? Kumatok naman ako ah! Buti sana kung pinasok ko by force!'

After Puno’s resignation the President was quoted saying that he is considering Puno for other government post.

Enter music:

Next Attraction: Maligno in Malacanang

In a radio program, Korina Sanchez recently made a remark that a dark, little monster is eyeing the DILG post after the demise of Sec. Jesse Roberdo, to quote Korina’s original statement ‘maitim na maliit na maligno’.

A few days after Korina made the statement, Binay’s camp said that the  comment was uncalled for and was in fact under the knee belt!

The plot thickened when Mar Roxas, Korina’s husband, in defense of his wife said ‘tabi, tabi po’ ‘bato bato sa langit ang tamaan guilty!’

In a joint press conference, Mother Lily and Binay denied rumors of the Vice President starring in latest  installment of Shake Rattle and Roll horror series.

Immediately almost after the press conference,  VP Binay filed a complaint at Korina’s home network so ABSCBN can investigate the alleged unethical and unfair comments.

To settle the dispute the Kapamilya network called an albularyo to conduct a ritual called ‘tawas’ using a basin of water, a spoon and melted candle. You don’t want to know what image appeared in the ‘tawas’ session.

image from pinoyexchange.com

Binay’s camp inferred that perhaps Korina is still bitter of Mar’s loss in the 2012 elections and Korina was like 'pag nag comment bitter na agad? hindi ba pwedeng taklesa lang muna?'

Binay’s camp was also quoted saying ‘sayo na ang DILG sa akin ang 2016!’

If Binay would win the 2016 Presidential elections, it would make Malacanang the official residence of the 'laman-lupa'  or if you will- nuno sa punso, having housed one dwende in the past and a maitim, maliit na maligno in the future.

If Mar Roxas has any shot of reclaiming his failed presidential bid he has to shine bright in his new post as DILG chief.

Apparently, former Mr. Palengke has some big tsinelas shoes to fill after the Sec. Jessie Robredo and PNOY was like ‘Mar! Chance mo na to!’

Unfortunately, after using the monicker Mr. Palengke and Mr.Padyak, Mar cannot use Mr. Tsinelas because it has been identified with the late Jessie Robredo.

Commedian-Senator Sotto however gave a brilliant suggestion! ‘Ano ka ba Mar? Walang plagiarism law sa Pilipinas! I-english mo lang yan pwede mo nang gamitin. Try this: Mr. Slippers!

The clown-lawmaker also added: ‘to make it more masa ask Ramboo to be your sponsor as instead of Havaianas! Better yet, bring back the good old Alpombra!’

Unknown to many but obvious for one apparent reason, both Korina and Binay were secretly happy that Robredo’s passing happened years before 2016.  

Had it happen months before the presidential elections Leni (the wife) would have won by a landslide preventing both of them from clinching the Malacanang post. 

Sotto's Sin

The online community has been calling for Sotto’s resignation since the first part of  his Turno en Contra speech for the RH Bill discussion which exposed his proficiency in copying, pasting (or to his staff’s own words- ‘lifting’) entire passages from different authors word per word.

Seriously? We expect a comedian-senator to suddenly develop decency overnight after displaying an extreme case of ignorance, arrogance and entitlement?

I do not know which rule applies best here:

A.     You cannot teach hominids new tricks

B.    There’s no point arguing with a fool, specially if he is Senator of the Philippines

Sotto has been called many different names in twitter and in facebook- 100% of the time they are downright condescending. But the truth of the matter is he might not even know what ‘condescending’ means.

All he knows is that he is ridiculed and by fighting the RHBill’s passage into law he is doing God and the people of the Philippines a great service.

Enter music:

‘Sinong dakila?

Sino ang tunay na baliw?

Sinong mapalad?

Sinong tumatawag ng habag?

Yoon bang sinilang na ang pag iisip ay di lubos?

O husto ang isip ngunit sa research ay kapos?

Okay, I do not want to be charged of plagiarism so I’ll ‘SOTTOFY’ the passages above and translate it to English:

Who is noble?

Who is the real fool?

Who is fortunate?

Who begs for charity?

Those who are born mentally incapacitated?

Or Sotto?

Come to think of it, because of the honorable senator, the issue of plagiarism is very much alive. 

Discussions on what constitutes plagiarism, why it is a mortal sin inside and outside the classroom is being brought to the attention of Filipino citizens.

Suddenly its not just about reproductive health and condom and how it all ties up to what God wants us to do in terms of procreation. Suddenly its all about jokes at the Senate halls, English-Tagalog translations, twisting of intent and meaning, ego, arrogance and utter lack of logic.

Fine, we cannot force the clown to resign and perhaps laws in the Philippines might not be sufficient to hold a comedian-senator accountable for his intellectual blunders but one day I sure hope someone steps up and turn the entire circus into a Cirque-de-Soleil level.

Request for a senate investigation and invite Sotto’s professors in Letran and ask them how this man managed to escape college without understanding the basic tenets of logic and without any grain of comprehension of what plagiarism is.

Perhaps, we can ask how a man voted by the citizens of the Philippines to craft laws has become so full of himself that he lost his basic respect for the intellectual property of others.

Sotto’s greatest sin is not that he committed plagiarism or his ignorance. His greatest sin is arrogance. 

BREAKING: Webster is seriously considering using 'Sotto' as a synonym of the word 'copy'. 

Example: Instead of using 'copy and paste', one can just say 'Sotto and paste'.

'You are nothing but a second-rate, trying hard, Sottocat!'  --- from the movie A Star Without Glitter

Dear Filipino Youth, You've Got Mail!

Dear Kababata,

If you are doing a research paper please don’t do it Sotto style. If you have plans of becoming a Senator some day, there are other templates to choose from.

If you wish to legislate laws in the future or engage in debates concerning national interest, please attend your logic classes and listen intently.

If you are a member of the Student Council or holds a leadership position, start learning what accountability and command responsibility means. Pointing a finger at your people does not make you faultless.

Please learn the difference between an apology and passing blame. Otherwise, even if you become a Senator of the Philippines or his attorney you won't be insulated from being perceived as a hopeless case of being eternally dumb and mutually arrogant.

If you are by any chance a resident of Cebu, please spare our country from shame and ask Annabelle Rama to back off. Tax payer’s money need not be spent or entrusted to a war freak, power hungry woman who has been stripped off of breeding ever since God knows when.

If you by any chance, believe that Raul Roco or Dick Gordon or even Jesse Robredo is the best president we never had, take it upon yourself to educate your peers and those within the circle of your influence. If you fail to do so, prepare for doomsday.

Rich, middle class or poor, it took a lot of resources and investment on your parents part to send you to school so unless you are suicidal by nature, stay away from fraternities with life threatening initiation rights. What use do you have with brotherhood if you are six feet under the ground?

If you happen to be a product of Class A Philippine tertiary education please make sure you manifest it. Do not slap an MMDA officer just because you are pissed.

Gone are the days when suspension of classes because of a visiting storm is fun. Recent flooding events have rendered the entire country paranoid. So next time you feel like not coming to school don’t wish for rain.

As you progress from high school to college you’d understand how you are suppose to evolve into a waterproof creature. Bear in mind that your metamorphosis should be complete once you become part of the workforce. There is no such thing as suspension of work either you sink or swim.

Invest not in SUVs or three-storey abode but make sure you have rubber boats too!

The idea that flooding is caused by poor waste management is partly true but there is more to the recent flooding than garbage.

The idea that we are a poor country because of the leaders we elected is also partly true but there is more to being a third world nation than sub-standard election choices. 

Do not be swayed by the idea that a mere impeachment or change in leadership would make things better. Understand that there is a difference between starting point and end point. There is a reason why ‘ningas cogon’ is a behavior attributed to Filipinos.

Lastly, next to light and sound, information now travels at unbelievable speed, case in point is your Twitter account. Use it wisely. There’s more to life than trending PBB Teens or Justin Bieber. 

Slapping, Plagiarism and Kidnapping: Carabuena, Sotto, GO!

Robert ‘Blair’ Carabuena made a name for himself after a video of him slapping an MMDA officer was made public.

Mr. Carabuena denied reports he is related to Annabelle Rama or Claudine Baretto.

According to reports, Mr. Carabuena has now been suspended by his employer (Philip Morris) following the barbaric incident and public clamor to bring him to justice.

Rumor has it that Mr. Carabuena currently spends his free time conducting initiation rights for neophytes in San Beda’s law fraternity.

Senator Sotto also made headlines recently for accusations of plagiarism in connection to his anti-RH bill speech.

It can be noted that a week ago, when Habagat visited the country, an anti-RH bill advocate warned that the floods and non-stop rains are God’s way of saying ‘No To RH Bill!’

After Sotto delivered his speech, it was made known that the floods and non-stop rains were actually sent so the actor-senator-comedian can be prevented from using the taxpayer’s money to blab about non-sense, illogical hodge-podge.

If it’s any consolation, Senator Sotto just made history by redefining the general perception of the public to government officials. Whereas before, they were perceived as stealing people’s money, now it can be told that they also steal people’s ideas.

In his speech, Senator Sotto claims that pills are dangerous to a woman’s health. Never did he realize that not checking your speech sources could be as deadly.

Simultaneous with Caranbuena and Sotto making the headlines is the news that convicted murderer Rolito Go was ‘kidnapped’ from prison.

After Go was ‘released’ and sent back to prison, rumor has it that the Ampatuan family tried to contact the kidnappers and offered triple the amount for them to kidnap Zaldy.

Similarly, the camp of CGMA is now dropping the ‘I am sick’ card as it seems to be NOT working. They are now in search for the best kidnapping firm to abduct the former president.

Rolito Go was convicted of murder in 1991 when he shot a La Salle student in his car over a traffic argument and Robert 'Barney' Carabuena was like 'oh common! slapping wasn't even close to killing!'

Robert Carabuena will call a press conference in a while to air his sentiments. Here’s the content of his short bit very emotional speech:

‘ I was a victim too! A victim of cyber-bullying! How dare you judge me and call me Barney when all I did was slap that MMDA officer!’

(Looks straight into the camera, cameraman takes a close up shot)

‘I….. did not kill…… anybody!’

POSTSCRIPT: In a recent blog post by the Sarah Pope (writer whose work has been used by Senator Sotto in his speech), she was quoted saying:

‘A thief is a thief, Mr. Senator. Denying it doesn’t get you off the hook; it just makes you a lying thief.’

A famous Filipino saying goes like- ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw. Now it can be told that they are not siblings, rather a case of split personality.

Attack Of The Habagat: Diary Of An Absent Employee

For the first time in my employment history I was absent and I felt helpless if not down right disappointed because even if I wanted to there’s just no way that I can go to work given the severe flooding that engulfed the metro.

Don’t get me wrong, I am extremely thankful that me, my family and loved ones and those that I know are safe, dry and fueled.

Being exposed though to a calamity this colossal made me realize that:

(1) In as much as this country is beaming with the most noble and kind-hearted volunteers with the purest intention to help and save lives, there are also many of our kababayans who would use the crisis situation to their extreme advantage.

Among them are politicians giving out relief goods with their face stamped on every canned goods and plastic bags and tricycle and jeepney drivers jacking up their price by as much as 1000% and some even go to the extent of having passengers bid. Highest bid gets to go home.

(2) We only think about the garbage situation in the country only during and days after the flood but we don’t do anything about it. Sure some LGUs have started to implement the use of paper bags and proper waste segregation but this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Waste management is more than a change in process; we need a change in behavior.

(3) Tuned in to the news almost 24/7 makes you just ask the question: ‘why do we have stubborn kababayans who would refuse preventive evacuation only to ‘beg’ for it when the situation has become a matter of life and death?’

(4) Given the recent weather trends a two or three story house no longer gives you and your family immunity or peace of mind for that matter. Everyone is now vulnerable.

(5) We are generally a reactive race. Setting aside weather forecasts, which forewarns possible calamities and acts only when it has happened. Case in point: the long, crazy queue in supermarkets and groceries while rains are pounding non-stop.

(6) For the middle and working class an internet connection (or a twitter account for that matter) is more important than having an electric or water supply. No internet connection means disconnection from the  outside reality.

(7) Stupidity knows no calamity. As with the case of RH Bill detractors who used the incident to ‘strengthen’ their case and conclude (without reason or logic) that God sent the rains as  punishment for the country for even ever pushing for the RH Bill to be enacted.

(8) News on TV does not help promote critical analysis and dwells on the mushy stuff which, more often than not promotes nothing but fleeting effect. TV stations are obsessed with how much donations they have raked in and not a single one asking- ‘when will we get to that situation when donations are no longer necessary because we have made significant improvements such that we no longer go into this situation year after year?’

(9) Flooding is more than a garbage problem. It is a problem that has been discussed and resolved by almost every urban cities around the world our neighbors included (Singapore and Malaysia). It is a problem that involves careful analysis of our topography, sewerage system, urban planning, zoning, water ways and sources among others. We do not lack brilliant minds, we lack direction.

Being stranded for 12 hours and seeing the water perpetually rise having no clue how I could go home safe is a traumatic experience but nothing compared to what thousands of Filipino families went through during Ondoy and the recent ‘attack of the Habagat’.

What is both sad and scary is that- there seems to be no ray of light as of the moment.

Not until the government understands that it takes more than relief operations to fix the issue.

Not until we demand more from our government officials.

Not until we demand more from ourselves.

The future remains cloudy for Manila.

Wiretapped Conversations 1: PNOY-GMA

Unknown to many a wiretapped conversation between PNOY and GMA has been retrieved. Read the transcript at your own risk!

GMA: Ba’t ba galit na galit ka sakin noh?

PNOY: Corrupt ka kasi. Kung walang corrupt walang mahirap!

GMA: Ah talaga ba? Eh ba’t mahirap ang magshashaka sha Hacienda Luishita? Corrupt ba ang pamilya mo?

PNOY: Excuse me! Wag mong idamay ang pamilya ko!

GMA: Ang shaya shaya no? Eh ba’t lahat ng kaalyado ko dinamay mo? Pati mga anak at ashawa ko?

PNOY: Weather-weather lang yan. Si ERAP nga pinakulong mo kasama ng anak niyang si Jinggoy!

GMA: Eh kashi naman noh pinapapirma ko siya ng resignation letter at pinaalish ng bansha, ayaw niya kaya ayan Chavit Shingshon este plunder case ang katapat niya!

PNOY: Atat na atat ka kasi maging pangulo.

GMA: Excuse me lang noh? Ako pa ba ang atat? Eh ikaw nga tong hindi na nagbabang luksha diretso kampanya na! Well shabagay in that ashpect pareho tayo anak ng former preshidents!

PNOY: Ulul mo! Ako duly elected by the majority! Hindi ko kailangan si Garci!

GMA: Well PNOY, I-AM-SORRY…. Hahaha! Hindi nga ako elected by the majority sa EDShA naman ako nanumpa. Next to your mom Cory ako lang ang nakagawa nun. Ang shaya shaya noh?

PNOY: Bilang na ang araw mo!

GMA: Bilang na rin naman ang buhok mo! Ang shaya shaya!

PNOY: At least ako mataas ang popularity ratings!

GMA: Talagang tataash ang popularity ratings mo no eh banatan mo ba naman ako ng banatan tuwing ShONA. Wala na bang iba? Hahaha! 

PNOY: Hindi ka nakanood last SONA no? Kasi nakakulong ka? Hahaha! Change topic na ko uy! Tinatahak na naming ang tuwid na landas!

GMA: Talaga lang ah! Hindi ka ba nahihiya na yung mga unggoy sa kongreso na nag shtanding ovation sa akin dati ang mga pumapalakpak shayo ngayon? Naging kapartido mo pa? Ang shaya shaya!

PNOY: Wait ka lang, natanggal ko na si Corona pag si De Lima Chief Justice na BITAY ka! Hahaha!

GMA: Are you threatening me PNOY? Maniniwala na sana ako sayo kaso lang nilagay mo sa JBC yung ka wavelength mong si Neil Tupas! Hahaha! Mishki nga sa impeachment it was Corona's admission that handed the victory to your bopol prosecution team! Hahaha!

PNOY: Walang patutuluyan ang usapan na to!

GMA: Walang pinatuluyan ang relationship niyo ni Grace Lee and the one before her si Shalani…. One… two… threee…. GO! Ang shaya shaya no?

PNOY: Wala din naman pinatuluyan ang kasal ni Mar at Korina! Har! Har! Har!

GMA: Apir tayo jan!

PNOY: Apir? Akala ko life threatening ang condition mo? Umaarte ka lang yata para ma-hospital arrest!

GMA: I… AM… SORRY….

PNOY: Hindi ako convinced!

GMA: Kelan ka ba naniwala sa akin? Uy nung nag St. Lukes ako tinanong ko yung attending physician ko about your sister Kris Aquino. Yung case niya dati with Joey? Chlamydia ba yun? Hihihi!

PNOY: Ulul! Sa Makati Med yun! Hahaha! Erase, erase! Baka mabasa ni Josh at ni Bimby!

GMA: Ay oo nga sa St. Lukes pala yung kay John Lloyd at Shaina!

PNOY: Ah talaga? Totoo daw ba?

GMA: Hahaha! Gullible ka talaga PNOY! Hahaha! Alam mo ba ibig sabihin ng gullible?

PNOY: syempre naman!

GMA: Shige nga! Ano?

PNOY: (Biglang nag nosebleed) Tapos na akong mag charge ng PSP. I need to go!

To be continued....