Thursday, April 24, 2014

The Name Game!



The Philippines is so rich in personalities and landmarks that can slap a thousand and one dimensions in our everyday vocabulary! Are you ready for the name game? Here we go!



In a scale of Mar Roxas to Jejomar Binay, gaano ka ka-atat?

In a scale of 1 to Anne Curtis, how much alcohol do you need to turn into a bitch?

In a scale of Pagong to EDSA, gaano ka kabagal?

In a scale of 1 to Bong Revilla, how many trips to Jerusalem do you need to wash your image clean?

In a scale of Bong Revilla to Jinggoy Estrada, how thick is your face?

In a scale of 1 to China, how likely are you to claim what is not yours?

In a scale of Madame Auring to Kris Aquino, how miserable is your love life?

In a scale of Madamme Auring to Mahal to Kris Aquino, how likely are you to make a circus out of yourself?



In a scale of PNOY to Mar Roxas, how is your incompetence?

In a scale of 1 to PNOY, how likely would you blame someone for your mistakes?

In a scale of 1 to PNOY, how likely are you to move on?

In a scale of 1 to PNOY, how likely are you to hire your friends?

In a scale of 1 to NAIA, how hopeless can you get?

In a scale of J Co donuts to MRT, gaano kahaba ang pila?

In a scale of 1 to Vhong Navarro, how likely would you bring food to a condo?